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GesundhTight-Neck Sweatshirt

Remember the Foul-Neck from a while back? How could you forget? Well, just in case you did, here it is in the handsome, masculine shade of Whispering Cranberry Autumn Sunrise!

This soft, self-scarfing stylish sweatshirt has a neck-kerchief built in, ready to clean up mid-sentence sneezes (which Aaron is demonstrating here). And if, like Aaron, you have a seriously sensitive schnoz, this sweatshirt is perfect for you. It's made from 100% allergen-free material, comprised of 90% cocky head-tilt, 9% hand-on-hipster, and trace amounts of sass. 

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Foul-Neck

Men scowl and children howl when confronted by this cowl-neck foul.

This turtleneck-turned-up-a-notch doubles as a place to hide when you're embarrassed (possibly about owning a sweater designed like a pea coat or one with oars on it). Just pull the collar up over your head - careful not to knock off your newsboy cap! - draw the drawstrings tight, and recede your arms. 

Let us know, readers - is this sweater your favorite or is it neck-in-neck with another?

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