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Cardigan Again

Jan 202015

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Hot Dog! This cardigan sweater is the spicy mustard to Aaron's frankfurter-on-a-bun. As you can see here, this flavorful, fashion-forward fiber fan favorite layers well over a ketchup-colored collared shirt.

All we're missing now to complete the ball-park favorite in-between-innings snack look is some grilled onions and pickle relish!

The Cardi-Not-Again Sweater

Jan 192015

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The cardigan sweater has a rich and deep - although not as deep as Aaron's "V" - history. Named for the 7th Earl of Cardigan who led the Charge of the Light Brigade at the Battle of Balaclava (not to be confused with the delicious filo dough dessert). "Cardigan" originally referred to a knitted sleeveless vest, but as you can see, Aaron is modeling a version that resembles the style popular in the college culture of the 1950's, 70's and 90's. Cardigans have also regained popularity today. In fact, Aaron is on his phone ordering another one from CardigansCardigansCardigans.com right now!

Foul-Neck

Jan 082015

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Men scowl and children howl when confronted by this cowl-neck foul.

This turtleneck-turned-up-a-notch doubles as a place to hide when you're embarrassed (possibly about owning a sweater designed like a pea coat or one with oars on it). Just pull the collar up over your head - careful not to knock off your newsboy cap! - draw the drawstrings tight, and recede your arms. 

Let us know, readers - is this sweater your favorite or is it neck-in-neck with another?

The OAR-nate Sweater

Jan 062015

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Should I wear this sweater, OAR not?

Some may say that this seawOARthy sweater is OARable, but not Aaron. He thinks its udOARable! With a cozy rolled collOAR, thick cuffs and deep pockets fOAR stOARing any food yOAR able to find, this shoulder blanket will keep you wOARm and in style when you find yOARself stranded on a deserted island - without a paddle.

As you can see here, this wOARm and cozy addition to yOAR wOARdrobe also keeps you OARganized and makes you a great OARator.

Knit Knuckle-Dragger

Dec 302014

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Not even a monkey-faced knuckle-dragger can hide behind this knit masterpiece.

This tres chic tribal-fiber fashion statement comes with raised eyebrows and a look that says "I wanna banana."