50 Shades of Nay
May 212015
Congratulations, Aaron! We just heard you've been cast to play the role of Kinky Mr. Rogers (i.e. Christian Gay) in the steamy sequel to the hit film 50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades of Nay!
Don't let his tie and demurely buttoned-up cardi fool you... Aaron's no blushing maiden when it comes to romance. For Aaron, the risqué metal "handcuffs" and minimalistic goatee make every day a beautiful day in the neighborhood... if you know that I mean.
Perhaps if Aaron spent less time doing whatever it is that he does in front of the mirror OTHER than evaluating and (ultimately) rethinking his wardrobe choices, this outfit might not have received a "yea" and been thrust upon the eyes of his public.