Foul-Neck
Jan 082015
Men scowl and children howl when confronted by this cowl-neck foul.
This turtleneck-turned-up-a-notch doubles as a place to hide when you're embarrassed (possibly about owning a sweater designed like a pea coat or one with oars on it). Just pull the collar up over your head - careful not to knock off your newsboy cap! - draw the drawstrings tight, and recede your arms.
Let us know, readers - is this sweater your favorite or is it neck-in-neck with another?